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A house is not a home, but it can be. If you make it, they will come, so put four walls up and chuckle at some house puns.

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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

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Where the X and the Y only meet at one point and continue forever away. - Matty Malaprop

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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop

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Dumbest HOA Rules People Had To Deal With

A Homeowner's Association is supposed to make sure that a place is basically pleasant to live in, but many have the opposite affect. A really bad HOA is run by corrupt, power hungry people making self-serving and draconian rules about the exact hours one should take out their garbage cans. People have to deal with some real nightmare HOA situations.

strict and frustrating homeowner's association rules. | Gruneun 17 hours ago 2 e2 3 2 E 2 first month our townhouse got notice had not mowed our lawn and were danger being fined didn't have lawn entire yard covered topsoil, seed, and straw lawn" turned out be single weed growing up shade bay window didn't pull tied stake and told them our garden.
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... and their baths, and their television time, and their family portraits, and... - Matty Malaprop

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So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

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I like the way they emphasize the puns with CAPS LOCK. Oh wait. Actually, I don't like that at all. Never mind. - Matty Malaprop