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There's a hole lot of holes to look at, especially if you like donuts. If your a truly holey person, these hilarious hole puns and jokes will have you ditching your favorite stand-up and trying something new. So feast your eyes on what's there, or maybe what isn't, it's part of a hole.

Fatalyze
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Hole-y Sheet!

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By Fatalyze
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Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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That's... That's an Analogy, I Suppose

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Via @leeannraye
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

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Regrubezeehc
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He's Such an Ass Hole

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By Regrubezeehc
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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By Unknown
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Whole Milk

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Via Reddit
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

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LaCucarachaBob
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Donut Therapy

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By LaCucarachaBob
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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a Hole in One!

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By Unknown
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

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You Know You're Addicted to Golf When Cars Sound Like They Want You to Play a Round.

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By Wolf_Lord
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Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop

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The Horcrux of the Joke

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By Unknown
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

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Wormholes, Visualized

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Via Left-Handed Toons
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Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop

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