Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop
There's a hole lot of holes to look at, especially if you like donuts. If your a truly holey person, these hilarious hole puns and jokes will have you ditching your favorite stand-up and trying something new. So feast your eyes on what's there, or maybe what isn't, it's part of a hole.
Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."
Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop
My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop