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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop

Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop

Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop