Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop
Alas, poor Yorick! He was my landlord! - Matty Malaprop
A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop
Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop
