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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

"Rocky Raccoon" was originally going to be a semi-biographical song about their friend Oliver Owl, but their label made them change it for copyright reasons. - Matty Malaprop

When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye. (Apologies to the Redditor I shameless aped for this commentary.) - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

I would like to be the first to point out that the dish in this picture is most certainly not soup... but maybe that mixup is a result of rabbit-induced insanity? - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about you, but I'm fully prepared to blame Android 18 for Krillin's recent infatuation with awful music. - Matty Malaprop

... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop