To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
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I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop
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Both American and English food get a bad rep for being over-processed and bland respectively. But honestly if you're looking for noxious cursed food, you can find it just about anywhere. Here's how British and American people looked upon the phenomenon of a whole chicken in a can, as well as some other notorious canned meat products. For some more cultural clash, here's cultures colliding over how to measure time and space.
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The ignorance achieved such levels that Gordon Ramsay was genuinely bewildered as to how someone could possibly not mean to serve another person straight up rancid scallops.
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I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop
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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
