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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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