After seeing a decent number of episodes of It's Always Sunny, I'm honestly not sure how interested I am in taking a ride in this van... - Matty Malaprop
That's a pretty juicy piece of graffiti right there, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop
They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop
Man, chemistry graffiti is the WORST graffiti. - Matty Malaprop