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Sorry to burst your Stormy bubbles, but I'm pretty sure those are still in Alpha. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales