Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop
I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop
It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop
... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop
