It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop
Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Eddsworld
Well now, that wasn't very difficult at all, was it?