ginger

It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop

Well now, that wasn't very difficult at all, was it?

It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop

Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld