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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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His friends and family tried to help him keep it all together, but he was just too frogone to care. - Matty Malaprop

You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop