By xyzpdq1
Does he have a name, Al? I always feel most awkward when greeting nameless anthropomorphic pieces of flora. - Matty Malaprop
Except maybe they're all still alive but figuring that out would require me doing research and LOL who even has time for that nowadays and also what if I'm an old person like them everybody knows old people can't use computers and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-- wait where even am I? - Matty Malaprop