forever alone

Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

And eggs.

Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop