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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

Working for a newspaper is kinda like "Fight Club." The first rule of newspaper design: NEVER USE IMPACT. The second rule of newspaper design: NEVER F*ING USE IMPACT. The third rule of newspaper design: Times New Roman or GTFO. Any questions? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

Still better than Papyrus Francisco, amirite? - Matty Malaprop