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The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop

Working for a newspaper is kinda like "Fight Club." The first rule of newspaper design: NEVER USE IMPACT. The second rule of newspaper design: NEVER F*ING USE IMPACT. The third rule of newspaper design: Times New Roman or GTFO. Any questions? - Matty Malaprop

A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

Still better than Papyrus Francisco, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop