I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop
(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)
Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.