Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop

Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop

"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop

If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop

REALTALK #TRUFAX Wally West >>>>>>>> John Stewart. - Matty Malaprop

But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

So Alex Owens is the first (?) female Flash? I can dig it. - Matty Malaprop

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop