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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop