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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

Tom Dodds Tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

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Seafood in Paris

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It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop

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FLUSH THA POLICE

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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

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March of the Punguins

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I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

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With Friends Like These...

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

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A Barrel of Fun

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There's Something Fishy About This Trophy

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No Glass Slipper Necessary For Salmonella!

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Bass, Bass it Up!

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

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Fishy Conversations

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I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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Everything is Going Swimmingly

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Don't Be Shellfish

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Untitled

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I Don't Really Think He Has a Choice...

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I just have this fishy feeling that his attitude issue is somewhat beyond his control. - Matty Malaprop

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