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March of the Punguins

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I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

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No Glass Slipper Necessary For Salmonella!

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Untitled

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Bass, Bass it Up!

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

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Goldfish

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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

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These Fish Jokes Need to Sease at Once!

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Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop

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Everything is Going Swimmingly

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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

Tom Dodds Tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

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Yes. It's Your Demise.

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Don't Be Shellfish

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With Friends Like These...

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Fish Are Violent

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A Barrel of Fun

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Sea? Dreams Do Come True!

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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

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