fifty shades of grey

Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop

I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop