What feels around comes around, or something like that. - Matty Malaprop
Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop
Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop
Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop