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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

I simply cannot think of another thing that puns or rhymes with rutabaga. Except maybe Studebaker, but I don't see what that has to do with anything in this context. :( - Matty Malaprop

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm von to you, Hugh Laurie. You'd best be watching yourself next time you go prancing 'round those living hills. - Matty Malaprop

To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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