By NCcharmer
I simply cannot think of another thing that puns or rhymes with rutabaga. Except maybe Studebaker, but I don't see what that has to do with anything in this context. :( - Matty Malaprop
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I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop
Via @leeannraye
My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop
If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
