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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop
It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ
Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop