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It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ

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Thank God This is Not a Real Thing That is Real

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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

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Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness

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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

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If I Was That Crewman, I'd Be (p)Irate About That Joke

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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

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First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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