expletive

What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

It's Epic.

Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

I don't want to string you along with the details, so I'll just say it's another way to play your violin. - Matty Malaprop

Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop