On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop
... though I suppose that explanation kinda kills the joke, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop