I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop
... though I suppose that explanation kinda kills the joke, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop
Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop
Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop