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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, the axes aren't even labeled! My weak-ish constitution can't stomach the lack of clarity in this graph! - Matty Malaprop