everything went better than expected

Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the axes aren't even labeled! My weak-ish constitution can't stomach the lack of clarity in this graph! - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop