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On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop