elephant

But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop