elephant

Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop

They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop