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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop

They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop