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And quite frankly I find your protestations quite eggregious. - Matty Malaprop

Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop