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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop

Many of us have encountered the frustrating, time-consuming process that is properly peeling a hard boiled egg. It can end up taking way too long. Well, it looks like that conundrum is going to be a thing of the past. This method is easy enough, and super effective. Thanks, Chef. 

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

And quite frankly I find your protestations quite eggregious. - Matty Malaprop