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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop