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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

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By anchy2006 (Via Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop