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25 Funny Signs That Give Dad Jokes a Run for Their Money

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Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

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Foods Being Eaten Improperly

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Karen thinks employee is a line cutter and looks dumb | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/LKJNAElhjberg 32 3 3 16 hours ago 3 Let's shake things up WORK* here, Lady XL out work because Covid, so occasionally drive my husband and work, cause he has long commute and at least once awhile can do driving him. Now, he works at Warehouse-Type Shopping Center. Between 9-10am, M-F, they have Senior Shopping. His shift started at 9:45 had some shopping do, so walked together went grab cart and go back line

Karen Thinks Employee Is Line Cutter, Gets Humbled

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.

Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

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Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

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Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

Guy ends up beating a Craigslist scammer at their own game | r/ProRevenge u/Oregonlost Beat craigslist scammer at his own game. So hunting rental house valentines day weekend and wasn't finding much, so popped into local Craigslist page and found place at decent but very believable price. No contact info or website, so T emailed through Craigslist relay, everything sounds legit up until he asks pay using

Guy Beats Craigslist Scammer At Their Own Game

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Pretty Women Making Not So Pretty Faces

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

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Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

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Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

Manager insists employee log all 'non-billable' time, so employee tracks every bathroom break, slack message, and email

Manager insists employee log all 'non-billable' time, so employee tracks every bathroom break, slack message, and email

A Carbo-Load of 28 Metabolism-Boosting Running Memes to Motivate Your Week

A Carbo-Load of 28 Metabolism-Boosting Running Memes to Motivate Your Week

Employer Tells Employees They Should be Grateful to Have a Job After They Eliminated Employees Paid Sick Days and Reduced Insurance Coverage

Employer Tells Employees They Should be Grateful to Have a Job After They Eliminated Employees Paid Sick Days and Reduced Insurance Coverage

A Medley of 27 Musician Memes Perfectly Tuned for Bandmates, Solo Artists, and Music Nerds Living Life in 4/4 Time

A Medley of 27 Musician Memes Perfectly Tuned for Bandmates, Solo Artists, and Music Nerds Living Life in 4/4 Time

Boss Buys Entire Office Lunch For Their Good Performance, Except For The Employee Who Submitted His Resignation 2 Weeks Ago

Boss Buys Entire Office Lunch For Their Good Performance, Except For The Employee Who Submitted His Resignation 2 Weeks Ago