dr seuss

Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop

Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop