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I hear he had a hell of time getting through med school. Can you imagine how difficult surgery is when everyone's sneezing all the time? - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

The spicy aftertaste is really the thing that wins me over. Well, and the great insurance package, of course! - Matty Malaprop

This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop