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I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

It's truly a punderful film. You all should see it if you haven't already! - Matty Malaprop

And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop