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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Youthcat says: "I guess technically it'd also be an ARIAL attack."

I guess that's one way to show humans the joy of living under the sea... - Matty Malaprop

So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop