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(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop