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Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Youthcat says: "I guess technically it'd also be an ARIAL attack."

I guess that's one way to show humans the joy of living under the sea... - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop