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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Youthcat says: "I guess technically it'd also be an ARIAL attack."

I guess that's one way to show humans the joy of living under the sea... - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop

I should have known Steamboat Willie ran on something dubious... - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop