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It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

The detail on the shield is a nice touch, not gonna lie. - Matty Malaprop

THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop