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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Doodlecat
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

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By eatingjimmy
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... or maybe just killed by the brute force of a mouse trap. Either way. - Matty Malaprop