darth vader

The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop

Vader's reaction to "Money": "The force is song with this one." #Rimshot #ThatWasAwful - Matty Malaprop

Let this be a reminder to you all that there is a delicate balance between bread and burnt toast. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop

Whole grain or white. There is no rye. - Matty Malaprop