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But Only Where You Want

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I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

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Vincent Van Gotye

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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm Gonna Connecticut You

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Maybe You Should Shed That Title...

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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

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