Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop
If you're not a fan of Horatio Caine's trademark sunglass-donning intros, then maybe you should learn to... (puts on sunglasses) deal with it.
He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop