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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

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Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop

I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop