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By Matt
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

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By VWDave
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

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Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop