Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop
Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop
The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop
Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier?
A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.
... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop
Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop
Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop
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