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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Sailor Freddie Mercury, everyone's favorite Sailor Scout.

As if my fear of flying wasn't already enough to disuade me from being a pilot, I'm told being in a TIE Fighter is like being in a big tin box(er). - Matty Malaprop

Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop