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Thyme flies when you're making puns. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop