contraction

... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop