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Better Late Than Never

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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

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OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

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Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...

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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

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[sic] Cantalope

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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

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Weed Just Need You to Stay Still

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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

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