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RAPTURE Hall of Fame velociraptor combination raptor jesus tuesday contraction time portmanteau - 4779776000
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

contraction double meaning draw something literalism peacock pee rooster - 6550637568
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

antelope cantaloupe combination contraction juxtaposition portmanteau - 6532136960
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

contraction double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism this will thisll thistle - 5672433920
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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop