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Punmaster Matthew says: "Okay it's actually Steve Martin on sunshine, if you want to be a martinette about it."

Normally I'd be the nitpicker here, but I quite like the misattribution in this case, so I'll let it slide. - Matty Malaprop

The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop

The A-Team? More like the HEYO!-Team, amirite?

What is this, the homophonic armadillo convention or something? - Matty Malaprop

And here we have further evidence in support of proper comma use, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you don't end up comma spliced in one of these positions... - Matty Malaprop