comedy

Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

I suppose if you can only have two things going for you in your life, puns and alarm bells aren't the worst of going-things. - Matty Malaprop