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30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

With all the chaos going on in the world, Twitter can be especially exhausting these days. It's like an endless river of bitterness and anger. But once in a while, if you manage to escape the current and rest along the bank, you can come across a heartwarming picture of a cat, or a dumb dad joke, or that clever quip you wish you'd thought of first. We can't get enough of those funny tweets that don't demand a lot brain energy. Hopefully this compilation of Twitter winners will fill your day with good vibes.

Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

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Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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'Imagine Your Card Declines' Twitter Meme Is Packed With Amusing Absurdity

Some of our favorite memes imagine situations in which arguably normal sh*t is met with an absurd and humorous response. This new Twitter meme definitely falls into that category. Since last week, Twitter users have been imagining what would happen if their cards were declined at therapy, or (even worse) during surgery. The responses, which are generally outlandish, make for some solid comedy and just a few nightmarish scenarios. Here are our favorites. 

funny twitter meme imagine if your card declines | Abdi JrWave19 Imagine card declines at therapy so they start roast session about personal problems
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I suppose if you can only have two things going for you in your life, puns and alarm bells aren't the worst of going-things. - Matty Malaprop

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Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).