Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop
Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop
Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop
... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop
This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop
The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop