colloquialism

... that cunning bastard! We can't leave him hanging, but he's still breathing! Hans, put "high five" on the last words banned list immediately! - Matty Malaprop

Their cuisine is so good, it'll have you saying "oh my pho ga!" - Matty Malaprop

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It only gets weird when they start talking about plundering their latest find... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop