Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop

The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop

I'mmaLetYouFinishBut #MetallicaIsNotMetal - Matty Malaprop