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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

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By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

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By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop