Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop

Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

I'mmaLetYouFinishBut #MetallicaIsNotMetal - Matty Malaprop

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop