circle

Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Karin "Spike" Robinson says: "I can't really whip up a description for this... sorry to saddle you with it instead!"

I keep riding my brain for ideas on what to say about this, but I think my punnybone is out to pasture right now. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop