christmas

... is a lovely Santa hat! - Matty Malaprop

I still prefer the Stephen Fry version, but kudos to the creator of this comic, nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it's not like he's ever gonna wish you a happy Groundhog Day. - Matty Malaprop

Merry Christmas from ALL the celebrities!

We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

Human Santapede

The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

... but what about Bob? I thought he was Jewish? - Matty Malaprop