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... George Lucas predicted the rise of Kobe Bryant? That's more of an accomplishment than Episodes I, II and III COMBINED! - Matty Malaprop

I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry in advance if the texture's a little odd. Try as I might to improve my culinary finesse, I've always been a bit of a wookie in the kitchen. - Matty Malaprop

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

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