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Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop