I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop
I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop
All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop
Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop