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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop