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Fiber Into You

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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

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Don't Wanna Be...

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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

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OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

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